Judas: It’s not that I object to her profession. But she doesn’t fit in well with what you teach and say. It doesn’t help us if you’re inconsistent. They only need a small excuse to put us all away.
Jesus: Who are you to criticize her, who are you to despise her-
Judas: HEY. HEY. Don’t make this about me, I literally just fucking said I’m fine with her. I’m saying you’re the asshole who’s supposed to be against prostitution. Even though you let her suck your dick.
Jesus: She alone has tried to give me, mhmmmm, what I need right here and now.
Apostles: WHAT’S THE BUZZ, TELL ME WHATS-A-HAPPENIN
Judas: Look, all I’m fucking saying is that if you’re contradicting yourself, it makes it easier for the High Priests to discredit you.
Jesus: There is not a man among you who cares if I come.
Judas: Fuck it, I’m out.