Lighter Uses for Non-Smokers

Smoking isn’t cool, but Zippo lighters are.

Here’s a few nicotine-free, everyday uses for Zippo lighters:

1- Starting bonfires to hang out with friends on chilly evenings!

2- Tricking savages into worshiping you as a fire god!

3- Staving off wolves and other pesky apex predators by crafting a flaming spear!

4- Starting massive forest-fires in order to eliminate inbred hillbilly cannibals from remote mountains!

5- Burning pictures of your ex-girlfriend!


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