Many Years Ago, a Famous Scientist Wrote Some Mean Stuff in His Diary

(say it one more time for the people in the back!)


E*nstein was revealed to be a RACIST, just like TRUMP, HITLER, and VOLDEMORT. It’s very important that everyone knows this. this is actually a YUGE step forward in science. This puts He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Name’s (no, not that one, my fellow Hufflepuff!) entire scientific work into question. This changes our understand of reality itself. The fields of physics and mathematics will never be the same.

it’s no-longer E = mc2

it is now:

E = mc2*
*but he was racist, so who really knows

Who knows the practical applications this revelation will have? Why haven’t we been able to colonize other planets yet? Was it because of racism? Is the speed of light actually an institution of white-supremacy? One thing’s for certain: It’s time to start from scratch.

Throw it all out.

I have no idea why no-one respects journalism anymore. maybe that’ll be the next scientific mystery that gets revealed.


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