Only REAL 90’s Kids Have the Jingle for Baby Bottle Pops Permanently Tattooed into Their Brains

IT’S 2018, STOP WATCHING ADS

ADVERTISERS ARE PROFESSIONAL RAPISTS

IT’S 2018, STOP WATCHING ADS

INSTALL AN AD-BLOCKER ON YOUR COMPUTERS AND PHONES

IT’S 2018, STOP WATCHING ADS

AD-BLOCKERS ARE FREE, THERE’S NO REASON FOR YOU TO WATCH ADS

IT’S 2018, STOP WATCHING ADS

IT’S VERY EASY TO INSTALL AD-BLOCKERS

IT’S 2018, STOP WATCHING ADS

“Support us, so we can keep providing you with high-quality pop-culture articles!” Look, you shouldn’t even be reading such trash to begin with, but if you absolutely fucking have to financially support fucking… celebrity gossip and fucking listicles that are like, just soooo relatable, then just send them money every month. If you don’t want to do that, because it’s not worth it (it’s not), why the fuck are you even dedicating time to consuming such “””work”””?

I can’t think of any content that’s worth consuming that’s hidden behind advertisements. And the reason I can’t think of any is because none exists. The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that The Buzzington Post was worth reading.

IT’S 2018, STOP WATCHING ADS

I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST AD I’VE SEEN. I can’t remember any celebrities’ names, I don’t know what stupid superhero movies are coming out, I don’t know what junk food is fashionable right now. This is the way humans were meant to live. Consumer trivia is TAKING UP SPACE IN YOUR BRAIN. Why are you letting it?

It doesn’t have to be this way. Stop letting them take advantage of you.

Just look at these fucking people. Look at these pretentious fucking goobers.

stop letting them INTO YOUR HEAD, for FREE.

They don’t care about you. care about you. Anyway, don’t forget you can buy my book, My Father is a Skeleton from the Shop page.

good night and good luck.

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